hey kb presents
natal chart quickies
a delicious way for cosmically connected hotties to tune into the wisdom of the universe
you yearn to feel seen on a cosmic level, as more than just your sun sign horoscope, by your astro guide & by the universe itself
you desire language to help you communicate the deepest parts of you to the world in ways that will be taken seriously
you crave a meaning-making system that expands with you, where each time you return you can dive into something different
astrology is all about connection
astrology is a gorgeous & ancient multi-layered meaning-making system that dives deep into the cosmos to help us better understand ourselves, our relationships, & our universe.
if you google your astrological natal chart (your birth chart) you might have an oh shit moment of panic when you see all the planetary symbols, zodiacal signs, numbers, slices of pie, angles & lines connecting things, etc. it can be a lot!
there's soooo much info to digest in a natal chart & it can feel really overwhelming if you try to learn about it on your own. that's where i come in. my natal chart quickie sessions give you a simple & practical introduction to your chart so you can feel confident implementing it in daily life.
this offering is two parts: the first is an immediate download that you get that will teach you the basics of a natal chart. you can use this nuanced understanding to dive into your own chart, the chart of the moment, or to explore someone else's chart with them. the second is a zoom sesh with me where we go over your natal chart big three: your sun, moon, & rising – plus your planetary chart ruler! there's time for q&a as we co-create a life-giving interpretation & understanding of your chart for you to use TODAY.
if you're open to it, i would love to be your natal chart initiation guide.
Limited sessions available
$55
accessible pricing to bring natal chart quickies to the masses
what does a session entail?
a class on solar symbolism & natal chart basics, available as an immediate download after purchase
a 20-30 minute zoom session with me to answer any questions & to go over your sun, moon, & rising signs plus your planetary chart ruler
a simplified natal chart, custom drawn for you. everything is written out, so you don't have to figure out what all the glyphs mean
a clear written overview of the main elements of your astro “big three”
reflection questions channeled & written just for you
a personalized notion document where all this info lives, including the zoom recording of our session. it's all yours, forever!
a list of ideas & resources if you want to dive even deeper! i'm simply the guide to get you started :)
cutie social posts with your hand-drawn chart, ready to go on the gram or be used as a phone background!
with a natal chart quickie, you’ll be able to
nuance where you're meant to shine
by learning about the houses in your natal chart, you'll gain insight about what parts of life may be connected to your solar & lunar energy. understanding this can help you be more intentional as you show up in all the gorgeous settings of your life
explore your shadows
all of the planets & zodiacal signs have their gifts & challenges. during our time together, we'll talk about what that energy looks like when it's balanced, & what it might veer into when things are turned up a bit too much. this session can help ease you into shadow work for the first time or be a helpful new lens for your existing practice
feel confident & affirmed in your embodied experience
astrology isn't just about memorization or research, it's a deeply embodied practice. in the midst of a capitalist hellhole that wants to convince you that bodies are bad & you must buy things to make them less bad – connecting with your moon sign in particular is a vital & countercultural way to practice individual & community care
CLIENT TESTIMONIALS
patient & personalized
the natal chart reading with kearstin was great, even if you have minimal to no experience with the zodiac. she is so patient & explains how a chart works AND what your chart means. she has cute graphics to explain concepts & wrote deep & personalized reflection questions. her ultimate goal is for this info to feel empowering, expansive, & help you connect to the wider universe. 10/10 would recommend!
not a basic sun sign stereotype
after my session with kearstin, i feel like i have a better grasp of astrology as a system & as a whole! i already ordered two of the books kearstin recommended & am pumped for those to come in! i also really love these journaling prompts SO MUCH, they are big meaty questions that i will need to chew on (in a good way)
this session is perfect for baby witches, those feeling lost in the sauce, people interested in astrology but who have never explored it bc they don’t feel ~seen~ by their sun sign stereotypes (me lol), & ppl in some sort of life transition where coming home to themselves could ease that process
my natal chart quickie was so, so expansive it also really cleared a path for me to deepen my own knowledge on my own! i have already recommended these readings to friends!
strong set up
i saw an overall strength in the set up of the session. sun, moon and rising signs are pretty much advanced-beginner knowledge pieces i think. they're the pieces people are most likely to know but not fully understand at that level. adding the one piece about the chart ruler-- it's grounding and growing from what's familiar and giving just a little more to continue the journey – it's a really smart balance
kearstin bailey
instagram pastor, home-altar influencer in-the-making, the queer neighbor you wish you had when you were growing up
i'm not a certified astrologer, so if that's what you want – i am not it.
i am, however, an incredible & caring spiritual guide with hours of education in astrology & a passion for sharing it far & wide. so if you're looking for a slightly kooky, deliciously grounded, spontaneous & deep friend to hold your hand while you dip your toe into the pool of the cosmos – i'm your gal. seriously, it's me. i love this shit!
(photo by michelle gardella, michellegardella.com)
what are you waiting for? let's dive into your natal chart together :)